Last night, the New England won their 8th AFC Championship in 17 years, which is an absolutely stupid fact. Just this year, the Bills made it to their first playoff appearance in 17 years and here's the Pats going to their 8th Super Bowl in the same amount of time... Jesus Christ. Anyways, any person … Continue reading We Are All Fucked
Move over 'tide pod challenge' there's a new craze taking the world by storm, false warnings of an inbound nuclear bomb from North Korea. Over the weekend, the state of Hawaii was put into a panic after an accidental warning was issued and now the same thing has happened, just to a whole country. I … Continue reading False Nuclear Warnings Are The Latest Craze
Everyday we wake up, a new allegation comes out against one of our beloved stars, involving them and some sort of sexual misconduct. To but it bluntly, Hollywood is currently in the midst of it's biggest PR crisis to date. Now I just assume every actor at one point or another sexually harassed someone, I … Continue reading Hollywood Needs To Hire Roger Goodell ASAP.
The Colts have been uncharacteristically quiet when it's come to their latest coaching search, which is surprising given that Jim Irsay pops more Xannies then a soundloud rapper. I figured this was because of Chris Ballard who seems to have a decent head on his shoulders but then this caveat of news drops and let … Continue reading The Colts Coaching Search Is Going Well….
They don't call Paul Pierce the "Truth" for a reason and that's because he's always right. I mean who does Isiah Thomas think he is, calling up Celtics management after being traded by them and demanding that his tribute day be the same day as Pierce's jersey going up into the rafters? I mean, what … Continue reading Isiah Thomas Has A Lot of Balls, Thinking He Deserves A Tribute, The Same Day Paul Pierce’s Jersey Is Retired.
Look, I'm not gonna pretend to know a lot about sex, but I do know a lot about innuendo. Sure, on the surface this just looks like Trump is threatening to nuke North Korea but we all know what he's really saying, that he has a giant schlong and Kim Jong Un doesn't. When it … Continue reading Donald Trump Threatens To Nuke North Korea, Also Implies That He Has A Big Dick.
I'm not gonna lie, I haven't had the best start to 2018. I lost my coat which is a serious issue considering in a couple of days, I have to go to the frozen tundra, known as North Bay (I walked 15 min home NYE, in a housecoat). Then, to make matters worse, I lost … Continue reading Colts Finally Fire Chuck Pagano
Folks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it's that time of year again, my (now) annual albums of the year blog. This is the second year in a row I've done this, meaning that I'm 2 more years away from lasting as long as one of my mom's marriages (boom roasted). I Think last year I ranked 67 albums, so I … Continue reading Top 81 Albums of 2017
OK Mr. Turtle, you just "randomly" got caught with $53 million dollars worth of cocaine, haven't heard that one before... Leave it to this turtle to out smart the DEA and making them think that the cocaine wasn't his. There's a reason turtles live longer then us and it's because they're smarter. If I know … Continue reading This Turtle Who Claims To Have Just Gotten “Tangled Up” With A Couple Tons of Cocaine Is Full of Shit.
Look, as I said in my original blog, I want to believe in aliens, hell, I use to believe in them, but after the election of Donald Trump, it became evidently clear that aliens don't exist. There's no way that guy could hold onto that type of information, the guy can hardly hold onto a … Continue reading Despite What The Failing ‘New York Times’ & Other Mainstream Media Outlet’s Are Reporting, Aliens, Are Still Not Real.