The Los Angeles Clippers Have Traded Chris Paul To The Houston Rockets

Live look at NBA off-season If there's one thing the NBA is great at, it's giving us some of the most wild off-season transactions. Just hours after the Knicks decided to part ways with Phil Jackson, the Rockets announced that they have acquired PG Chris Paul from the LA Clippers in return for PG Patrick … Continue reading The Los Angeles Clippers Have Traded Chris Paul To The Houston Rockets

FIFA Didn’t Follow Concussion Protocol At The Last World Cup, And I For One Am Shocked!

My lord! You're telling me the organization that has turned a blind eye to slave labour ┬ádidn't follow it's own concussion protocol? Well colour me shocked! I wasn't aware that concussions were an issue in soccer but here we are. I guess diving is a leading cause of CTE. I like to think that this … Continue reading FIFA Didn’t Follow Concussion Protocol At The Last World Cup, And I For One Am Shocked!

Phil Jackson Has Been Fired By The New York Knickerbockers

Well it's about goddamn time. The most overrated person in basketball history has officially been canned. I don't know what took so long for the Knicks to fire Phil, but I'll assume it was because James Dolan was too focused on releasing his album. Phil Jackson has tried his best to get fired pretty much … Continue reading Phil Jackson Has Been Fired By The New York Knickerbockers

An Official Got Impaled By A Javelin At A Qualifying Trial For The Canada Summer Games

When I first saw this headline, I thought one of the participants got impaled and I was going to say that it serves them right for taking up such a stupid sport but then I saw it was an official and the questioned popped into my head, "how shitty does your life have to be … Continue reading An Official Got Impaled By A Javelin At A Qualifying Trial For The Canada Summer Games

Jason Grilli Has Officially Been Designated For Assignment

I don't think anyone will be shocked by this move and if anything, most people are probably wondering why the Jays didn't do this sooner. It's no secret that Grilli has been having an absolutely atrocious year, as he's currently 2-4 with a 6.97 ERA but it's still sad to see the Grill Master General's … Continue reading Jason Grilli Has Officially Been Designated For Assignment

People Are Mad At John McEnroe For Stating A Fact.

So for some reason this seems to be the story du jour. John McEnroe said that if Serena Williams was a male tennis player that she'd be ranked 700th. And in classic internet fashion everyone lost their collective shit. You had people calling him sexist, people saying that McEnroe knows nothing about Tennis, most of … Continue reading People Are Mad At John McEnroe For Stating A Fact.

Timothy Richard Tebow III Has Been Promoted To The Class A-Advance League

Can I get a hallelujah from the choir!? Timothy Richard Tebow is out here proving the haters and losers wrong one day at a time. Sure he has a .222 batting average and I'll concede 69 (nice) strikeouts in 63 games isn't optical but even Jesus needed time before he started dropping miracles left and … Continue reading Timothy Richard Tebow III Has Been Promoted To The Class A-Advance League