Is There A Better Feeling Then Your Favourite Football Team Being On A Bye? And A Few Quick Notes From Week 11

I have loved football for as long as I can remember. Granted, I have the memory of a goldfish but the point remains, I love football. I've watched it every Sunday since I was a child, I've lost hundreds if not thousands of dollars on it. Depriving who knows how many strippers from bachelor degrees. … Continue reading Is There A Better Feeling Then Your Favourite Football Team Being On A Bye? And A Few Quick Notes From Week 11

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Despite Contrary Reports, Christian Bale Is Not Portraying Me In An Upcoming Movie.

I'm not going to lie, the first time I saw this photo, I had to do a double-take. I mean, I didn't remember selling the rights to my autobiography¬†Random Boners On A Long Car Ride: The Austen Fulton Story, but the resemblance is uncanny. Just look at the side by side You tell me which … Continue reading Despite Contrary Reports, Christian Bale Is Not Portraying Me In An Upcoming Movie.

I Could Not Be More In Favour of Trump Nominating A Paranormal Investigator To Be Alabama’s Next Federal District Judge

People give Donald Trump a lot of shit for his appointments and rightfully so, but if you can't get behind a paranormal investigator becoming the next Federal District Judge of Alabama, then I will gladly show you the door. Finally a person in power whose willing to think outside the box. Who would've guessed that … Continue reading I Could Not Be More In Favour of Trump Nominating A Paranormal Investigator To Be Alabama’s Next Federal District Judge

What’s The Point of Being President If You Can’t Watch Your Favourite Television Shows?

I'm sorry, but what's the point of being the leader of the "free world", if you can't catch up on a little 'Fox and Friends'? You're telling me the NSA can tap every American's phone, but Trump can't access some satellite TV whilst in Asia, what kind of horse shit is that? Trump's probably furious … Continue reading What’s The Point of Being President If You Can’t Watch Your Favourite Television Shows?

The Colts Lose A Close One And We’re One Week Closer To Pagano Getting Fired.

This game was a lot closer then it should've been. Sure, for the most part Pittsburgh has been a dud most the season but the last few times these teams have met, the Steelers absolutely throttled the Colts. That clearly wasn't the case this year and the Colts almost blew their chance at getting a … Continue reading The Colts Lose A Close One And We’re One Week Closer To Pagano Getting Fired.

Rest In Peace To The Greatest Blue Jay of All-Time, Roy Halladay

Jesus fucking Christ. Roy Halladay was easily one of the nicest guys out there and deserved more then going out at the young age of 40. For most of us who grew up in Toronto, Roy Halladay was a childhood staple. The Doc was one of the few bright spots for otherwise forgettable Jays' teams, … Continue reading Rest In Peace To The Greatest Blue Jay of All-Time, Roy Halladay

The Colts Get Embarrassed At Home And Somehow, Adult Make A Wish Product, Chuck Pagano Still Has A Job.

Someone please explain to me how Chuck Pagano is still employed, yet John Ferrell is currently praying to god "Repeal & Replace" goes as well as a Donald Trump marriage. Seriously though folks,,,, I'm a hooker away from scoring more then the Colts did yesterday. That's right, for the first time since 1993 the Colts … Continue reading The Colts Get Embarrassed At Home And Somehow, Adult Make A Wish Product, Chuck Pagano Still Has A Job.