We Are All Fucked

Last night, the New England won their 8th AFC Championship in 17 years, which is an absolutely stupid fact. Just this year, the Bills made it to their first playoff appearance in 17 years and here's the Pats going to their 8th Super Bowl in the same amount of time... Jesus Christ. Anyways, any person … Continue reading We Are All Fucked

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Isiah Thomas Has A Lot of Balls, Thinking He Deserves A Tribute, The Same Day Paul Pierce’s Jersey Is Retired.

They don't call Paul Pierce the "Truth" for a reason and that's because he's always right. I mean who does Isiah Thomas think he is, calling up Celtics management after being traded by them and demanding that his tribute day be the same day as Pierce's jersey going up into the rafters? I mean, what … Continue reading Isiah Thomas Has A Lot of Balls, Thinking He Deserves A Tribute, The Same Day Paul Pierce’s Jersey Is Retired.

Donald Trump Threatens To Nuke North Korea, Also Implies That He Has A Big Dick.

Look, I'm not gonna pretend to know a lot about sex, but I do know a lot about innuendo. Sure, on the surface this just looks like Trump is threatening to nuke North Korea but we all know what he's really saying, that he has a giant schlong and Kim Jong Un doesn't. When it … Continue reading Donald Trump Threatens To Nuke North Korea, Also Implies That He Has A Big Dick.

This Turtle Who Claims To Have Just Gotten “Tangled Up” With A Couple Tons of Cocaine Is Full of Shit.

OK Mr. Turtle, you just "randomly" got caught with $53 million dollars worth of cocaine, haven't heard that one before... Leave it to this turtle to out smart the DEA and making them think that the cocaine wasn't his. There's a reason turtles live longer then us and it's because they're smarter. If I know … Continue reading This Turtle Who Claims To Have Just Gotten “Tangled Up” With A Couple Tons of Cocaine Is Full of Shit.

Despite What The Failing ‘New York Times’ & Other Mainstream Media Outlet’s Are Reporting, Aliens, Are Still Not Real.

Look, as I said in my original blog, I want to believe in aliens, hell, I use to believe in them, but after the election of Donald Trump, it became evidently clear that aliens don't exist. There's no way that guy could hold onto that type of information, the guy can hardly hold onto a … Continue reading Despite What The Failing ‘New York Times’ & Other Mainstream Media Outlet’s Are Reporting, Aliens, Are Still Not Real.