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Colts Lose A Closeone To The Cardinals In Overtime

Hard to really be angry with how the Colts played this Sunday, while it wasn't the sexiest of games, the Colts pretty much played the best they possibly could. They just happened to come up short and the fact that Brissett's only mistake cost the Colts the game, sucks. Jacoby Brissett played beyond everyone's expectations, … Continue reading Colts Lose A Closeone To The Cardinals In Overtime

Do We Need To Respond To Saturns Clear Act of Aggression? 

For those of you haven't heard, today, Saturn destroyed one of NASA's spacecrafts that it sent there to take photos. And while some liberals have been quick to applaud Saturn for destroying U.S. property This author believes that this is a clear act of aggression. And I know what you're thinking "but OnePercent, why should … Continue reading Do We Need To Respond To Saturns Clear Act of Aggression? 

Andrew Luck Reportedly Wants Out of Indy And I’m Definetly Not Panicking/Crying

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's very rare in the NFL for a star quarterback to begin to question whether or not he should remain with a franchise, that's why they tend to only end up playing for one team unless they float around as a 38-40 year old. So to hear this news, is most troubling, I won't … Continue reading Andrew Luck Reportedly Wants Out of Indy And I’m Definetly Not Panicking/Crying

Something The Lamestream Media Won’t Tell You. Millennials Have Saved Puy Lentils

Well, well, well, while every publication is out here trying to defame millennials by saying that they are killing stores left and right or that the reason they can't afford houses is because they need their avocado toast, which I'd like to add sounds terrible, but to each's own and then it turns out we're … Continue reading Something The Lamestream Media Won’t Tell You. Millennials Have Saved Puy Lentils

Renowned Feminist Floyd Mayweather Jr. Endorses Donald Trump’s Comment’s On Women.

Folks,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'm not going to lie to you. When I first saw this piece of news pop up on my twitter feed, I had to take a double-take. To put it frankly, I was stunned. Never in a million years did I ever think that Floyd 'Money' Mayweather The Second, would ever agree with Donald … Continue reading Renowned Feminist Floyd Mayweather Jr. Endorses Donald Trump’s Comment’s On Women.

In A Move That Should Shock No One, J.J. Abrams Has Been Brought On To Direct ‘Star Wars’ Episode 9

After Colin Trevorrow announced that he'd be exiting the project, I think the decision to bring back Abrams was obvious. He did a fantastic job with The Force Awakens blending both new and old by giving fans, the fan-service they wanted, all the while launching the story in a whole new direction. I realize that a lot … Continue reading In A Move That Should Shock No One, J.J. Abrams Has Been Brought On To Direct ‘Star Wars’ Episode 9

Like Nicole Brown, The Colts Got Murdered In LA And Are Probably Fucked For The Foreseeable Future

Jesus fucking Christ, talk about a bloodbath. Now, truth be told, I don't remember much of what transpired due to being drunker then a Kennedy, but what do you expect when your favourite team is playing on the West Coast. That's 3 extra hours of drinking, minimum. The Colts showed up to the city of … Continue reading Like Nicole Brown, The Colts Got Murdered In LA And Are Probably Fucked For The Foreseeable Future