I've said countless times on this blog and NorthRowSports (R.I.P) that I'm an avid ponies fan. For the last 3 years I have covered every leg (R.I.P.) Barbaro of the triple crown. This is why I must apologize, I had no clue today was the Preakness. I didn't gamble on it or anything. Usually when … Continue reading I Would Like To Issue An Apology
Part 2 of My Now Ongoing Series.
Last week, I meant to write a blog titled "I Think Me & Jonathan Tucker Are Friends" Well folks,,,, it's no longer a question but a statement of fact.
Editors Note: I meant to release this on Friday so I could beat any talking heads with my original ideas. Then I saw it was 2pm and realized I should just coast for the next two hours (hopefully no one I work with is reading this, if so, I spent those last two hours working … Continue reading My List of Who Should Coach The Toronto Raptors
HALLELUJAH! After the weird press conference on Wednesday, I honestly didn't know if the Raptors would have the balls to can Casey after his historic season. Thankfully, they did. I don't know if the means the Raptors will be blowing up the team or if they think they just need a change at the top. … Continue reading THEY DID IT! RAPTORS FIRE DWANE CASEY
With everyone talking about nukes like it's the early 1950's, I figured it's time that Canada threw her hat into the ring. For too long we have sat idly by as the world built up their nuclear arsenal. And for what? So that we could be a footnote in history when the nuclear holocaust comes … Continue reading It’s Time Canada Got In The Nuke Game
Yay? You know you've made the right decision when within hours of your decision, the opposition starts burning your country's flag and yelling "Death To America". Granted, some of America's greatest allies have chanted the same thing at one time or another, so nothing really new here. Plus if there's one thing the Middle East … Continue reading Let’s See How Iran Is Reacting To The U.S. Pulling Out of The Iran Deal…..
A couple weeks ago, I brought to light the story about how scientists were using artificial toads to understand how they fucked. Well now the science community is at it again, except this time they've moved up from toads to penguins. We got a bunch of horned up scientist in the antarctic studying the mating … Continue reading It’s Time For Us To Admit As A Society That Scientists Are Just Giant Perverts
Couple quick notes: Dwayne Casey and Masai Ujiri are set to have a joint press-conference at 1:15pm this afternoon. No one knows exactly what they are going to say considering just yesterday, rumour broke that the Raptors were looking to part-ways with the most winning-est coach in franchise history. This means there are two probable … Continue reading Dwane Casey Win’s Coach of The Year* And May Be Fired Within The Hour.
I think it goes without saying that the last couple of weeks for the should be capital of Canada (sorry if that offends). Our beloved Leafs gave the whole city the largest case of PTSD since the Battle of The Somme, after they tried their best to recreate the absolute soul crushing playoff defeat at … Continue reading God Continues To Kick The City of Toronto In The Dick. As James Paxton Pitches No-Hitter Against The Jays