Look, Trump has made a lot of bad decisions and tossed out a lot of bad ideas but even the biggest Trump hater has to be for a "space force". Finally an idea that both parties can get behind, nothing says bipartisanship like conquering space. It worked in the '60s and Trump'll be damned if … Continue reading Trump Looks To Make Space Great Again
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HOLY SHIT! I called Brexit, I bet on Trump to win the presidency but even I didn't think Doug had a chance. I thought he'd be like Yoko Layton and crash and burn trying to run off of someone else's fame but god was I wrong. Then again, politics is a copycat league, so it … Continue reading Holy Fuck, Doug Ford Just Won The Ontario Conservative Leadership Race
I haven't seen a group of Canadians conquer Washington like this since the Burning of Washington in 1814.
TRADE WAR! TRADE WAR! FEEL THE EXCITEMENT FOLKS,,, CAUSE WE GOT A MOTHERFLIPPING TRADE WAR ON OUR HANDS! Who would've guessed that Trump's first declaration of war would've been on the trade front and not around the Korean Peninsula? Yes, Trump openly discussed and continues to talk about dismantling NAFTA and sure, he's routinely talked … Continue reading Trump Finally Declares His First War
Folks,,,,,, it's that time of year again. Time for some of our most beloved stars to gather in the same room, giving them the opportunity to tally whose career was killed by a sexual misconduct/assault scandal and who lives to see another day. And you better believe these stars won't be taking this year's Oscars … Continue reading 2018 Oscars Preview/Betting Guide
After a senseless tragedy, we as a society tend to overcorrect our mistakes. WW1 gave us the Treaty of Versailles and the failing League of Nations, all in an effort to ensure that another war never broke out again...Which brings us to WW2, where after we won that bad boy, we decided we could no … Continue reading The State of Florida Is Wasting No Time In Trying To Ensure Another School Shooting Never Happens Again.
Last night was horseshit! Absolute horseshit, like a 10 course meal at a Cleveland or Philly championship parade.
Folks,,,,,,,,,,,,,, earlier this morning the German national hockey team stunned the Swedes in the Olympic quarterfinals, advancing them to their first ever semifinal in the sport. This of course led a bunch of hockey writers to cum-themselves as they got to talk about a cinderella team of the tournament. Well.... I seem to remember another … Continue reading Is Celebrating The German Hockey Team Problematic?
Subtle, yet bold, cocky but somehow coy, all words that could be used to describe Donald Trump's presidency in a nutshell