I have routinely stated on this website that I am firmly anti-sex robots. People act like they're bad for society because men will never leave their homes if they could fuck a robot, I take the other view. The second we create capable sex robots, women are going to be fucking sex robots left and right … Continue reading Are These Fake Sex Toads Unfair To Real Toads?
The social justice police have finally gone too far as now they are literally trying to control our weather. I mean, COME ON. Not to mention, if we have collectively decided that these names bring up too much emotion, shouldn't we just stop naming hurricanes and tropical storms? Will that ruin all the fun when … Continue reading Pussification of the World Continues As The WMO Retires Multiple Hurricane Names.
Folks,,,,, I have failed you all. I pride myself on certain things and bringing you all, comprehensive Rob Ford coverage from beyond the grave was one of them. It goes; Animals, Kim Jong Un, Trump, Ford and here I am, without a clue in the world that they are making a Rob Ford movie. But … Continue reading Damien Lewis Is Playing Rob Ford
As Always, The Answer May Surprise You.
Put this one in the Of Fucking Course jar, because I have not read a least shocking headline as this. They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and that's clearly the case when it comes to the Musk's, as both father and son are fucking weirdos. Granted, Elon's weirdness has to do with his … Continue reading Of Course Elon Musk’s Father Had A Child With His Own Stepdaughter
No one hates the French more then me, no one. But here at SaturdayMorningIsMyFavouriteNightofTheWeek, we pride ourselves on our fair and balanced ™ news-coverage. That's why no matter how much it pains me to say, that I have found myself in agreement with this frog waiter. What are the French besides pompous assholes? Sure, their renowned for … Continue reading I Have To Agree With This French Waiter Who Said “Being Rude” Was Apart of Their Culture.
A lot of people have been giving Rick Santorum shit for his comments regarding the student protests that took place over the weekend and I'd like to go out and defend the voiceless I.E. former politicians like Rick Santorum. Who are being drowned out by the sound of screaming millennials. Sorry that Rick decided to … Continue reading Are People Being Too Hard On Rick Santorum?
Isaac Haas went down hard in Purdue's first round victory over CS Fullerton. Originally him, I and the Purdue Boilermakers thought he was fine, but they would find out later on that he had actually broken his elbow. He would go on to miss their Sunday victory against Butler, after the NCAA said he could … Continue reading If The Nerds At Purdue Can’t Fix Isaac Haas Then No One Can
Look, Trump has made a lot of bad decisions and tossed out a lot of bad ideas but even the biggest Trump hater has to be for a "space force". Finally an idea that both parties can get behind, nothing says bipartisanship like conquering space. It worked in the '60s and Trump'll be damned if … Continue reading Trump Looks To Make Space Great Again