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Are These Fake Sex Toads Unfair To Real Toads?

I have routinely stated on this website that I am firmly anti-sex robots. People act like they're bad for society because men will never leave their homes if they could fuck a robot, I take the other view. The second we create capable sex robots, women are going to be fucking sex robots left and right … Continue reading Are These Fake Sex Toads Unfair To Real Toads?

Pussification of the World Continues As The WMO Retires Multiple Hurricane Names.

The social justice police have finally gone too far as now they are literally trying to control our weather. I mean, COME ON. Not to mention, if we have collectively decided that these names bring up too much emotion, shouldn't we just stop naming hurricanes and tropical storms? Will that ruin all the fun when … Continue reading Pussification of the World Continues As The WMO Retires Multiple Hurricane Names.

Of Course Elon Musk’s Father Had A Child With His Own Stepdaughter

Put this one in the Of Fucking Course jar, because I have not read a least shocking headline as this. They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and that's clearly the case when it comes to the Musk's, as both father and son are fucking weirdos. Granted, Elon's weirdness has to do with his … Continue reading Of Course Elon Musk’s Father Had A Child With His Own Stepdaughter

I Have To Agree With This French Waiter Who Said “Being Rude” Was Apart of Their Culture.

No one hates the French more then me, no one. But here at SaturdayMorningIsMyFavouriteNightofTheWeek, we pride ourselves on our fair and balanced ™ news-coverage. That's why no matter how much it pains me to say, that I have found myself in agreement with this frog waiter. What are the French besides pompous assholes? Sure, their renowned for … Continue reading I Have To Agree With This French Waiter Who Said “Being Rude” Was Apart of Their Culture.