Elon Musk Is Trying To Create Sentient Sex Robots

-CNNMoney

The billionaire entrepreneur tweeted Tuesday that he’s preparing to launch Neuralink, a new venture that the Wall Street Journal reported would focus on “neural lace.”

According to the report, the new technology could link human brains with computers, without a physical connection, by implanting tiny electrodes into the brain. It could enhance memory and cognitive powers by effectively merging human and artificial intelligence.

Tesla (TSLA), Musk’s electric car company, did not respond immediately to a request for comment.

In his tweet, Musk said that more details about Neuralink would come “in about a week.”

Musk, who already runs several companies, including Tesla and SpaceX, admitted it was difficult to find the time for a new project. But, he said, the “existential risk is too high not to.”

Speaking at a conference earlier this year, he outlined his fears: the rapid advances in Artificial Intelligence means humans will either have to merge with AI or become irrelevant.

What the fuck Elon? Can you just quit it with the SkyNet crap for two seconds. What happened to launching rockets that explode right after takeoff?

Serious question, does Elon not remember the first rule of robotics? Because the second AI becomes sentient we’re all fucked. We’ve done to much shit in the course of history to not deserve a good old biblical cleansing and Mr. Musk is looking to expedite the process.

I mean, you thought a sex robot was wild? Well wait until Musk releases his line of sex robots with their own goddamn wants and needs. You thought it was hard enough to please a real life woman? Well try pleasing something that has the whole Brazzers catalogue backlogged in it’s mainframe. Gonna need more then a couple inches to try and find that G spot.

Elon Musk reminds me of one those Republicans’ who thought the Empire were the good guys in Star Wars, only he watched a little too much terminator and thought that SkyNet was really just misunderstood and set out to prove it. The scary part is, he’s got an army full of nerds with raging hard on’s that are willing to go to war for this guy not realizing that he’s doomed us all.

P.S. I had no clue Elon Musk was from South Africa. There’s not a doubt in my mind that Oscar Pistorious is the monster to Elon Musk’s Dr. Frankenstein.

P.P.S. Is Elon Musk the biggest 1 hit wonder of all time? The dude makes Cheap Trick look like the Beatles

P.P.P.S. Elon Musk has 100% cranked it to the movie ‘Her’

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