Shocking news coming out of the world of crime, as former Patriots tight-tend, Aaron Hernandez has supposedly hung himself. This comes as a pretty big surprise seeing as things were looking on the up and up for the former tight-end. He had just been acquitted of 2 of the 3 murders he'd been charged with, so hanging … Continue reading Known Good Guy Aaron Hernandez Has Killed Himself…Or Has He?
Being the oldest person in the world must fucking suck. I mean the title alone sucks, "world's oldest person" who wants to be known as that? Being old isn't an achievement, it's a goddamn curse. You need other people to wipe your ass and bathe you, I don't know about you but that sounds way … Continue reading The Oldest Person In The World Died Because, Well, What Else Was She Suppose To Do?
Live look at lil Kimmy Kim trying to figure out what went wrong Wow! Here I was thinking that North Korea might finally have figured out how to launch a rocket but lo and behold once again the North Koreans were unable to figure out something the rest of the world did in the '40's. … Continue reading In A Shocking Twist, North Korea Was Once Again Unable To Launch A Missile
Look at this man, this man right here is the reason the Leafs won last night in Washington. After Polak went down, they needed someone to step up and answer the call of duty and that person was this guy. With his blue beard, maple leaf face and "go leafs" in green on his head, … Continue reading I 100% Believe This Man Was Responsible For The Leafs Winning Last Night In Washington
I'm currently torn between ANYTHING IS POSSSSSIIIIIIBBBBBBLLLLEEEEE AND DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES???? Don't get me wrong, when Auston Matthews put up 4 goals in his first game, the thought of playoffs crossed my mind, how could it not? For the majority of my life the Leafs have been shit. Sans one of the most … Continue reading The Toronto Maple Leafs Are Going To The Stanley Cup Playoffs!
Oh you thought Timothy Richard Tebow was just going to stop after just hitting one home run? I guess I must've missed the part in the bible where Jesus just dipped after turning all that water into wine. What Tebow did here was the equivalent of Jesus walking on water. There was really no need … Continue reading Timothy Richard Tebow III Went Yard Again!
Oh really Bubba, you think writing articles is easy? I'd like to see how many similarities between Jesus and Tebow you could come up with. Does Bubba think he's some sort of athlete or something? I'd take this type of comment from someone in the NHL or NFL, granted most players in the NFL can't … Continue reading Bubba Watson Better Watch Himself
Hey Jerry, sweet humblebrag. You don't like the attention the NBA logo brings to you? Really, that's what were going with? Because if you ask me, someone who doesn't like attention usually doesn't bring the attention to them and that's exactly what West did here. With everyone adapting to the new NBA, West felt that … Continue reading Jerry West Say’s He Doesn’t Like The Attention The NBA Logo Brings To Him
THE MESSIAH HATH RISEN ONCE AGAIN! People laughed when Timothy Richard Tebow said that he was going to play baseball, just like people laughed when Jesus said that he could turn water into wine but by the time both of these men were done, everyone around them was drunk. As mentioned in a previous blog, … Continue reading Timothy Richard Tebow III Went Yard On His First At Bat In Class A
By now everyone and their mother has heard about the Kendall Jenner-Pepsi ad where she uses Pepsi to help bridge the gap between protestors and police (?). Sadly, I can't post the video because I don't own a "premium" account on wordpress because I'm more broke then Pepsi's PR team. Usually I don't like to … Continue reading I Would like To Toss My Hat In The Ring For People Who Are Outraged By Pepsi’s Kendall Jenner Ad