Timothy Richard Tebow III Went Yard On His First At Bat In Class A

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THE MESSIAH HATH RISEN ONCE AGAIN!

People laughed when Timothy Richard Tebow said that he was going to play baseball, just like people laughed when Jesus said that he could turn water into wine but by the time both of these men were done, everyone around them was drunk.

As mentioned in a previous blog, I do not posses video technology, so I’m going to have to do this old testament style and you’ll have to take my word for it. That ball was gone the second it left the pitcher’s hand. Just look at this skyline

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If that isn’t a photo of the heavens, I don’t know what is. Just like evolution, I have no way of proving this but some reports are saying that the ball never touched down, that it continued to fly until it reached the Pearly Gates and was caught by Ted Williams himself.

Tebow even remembered to stop at 2nd in order to honour the father

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Funny that it took a piece of wood to silence both Jesus’ and Tebow’s doubters.

Oh yeah, and the guy who Tebow went yard off of? He just so happened to be the 666th pick of the MLB draft. How doth that taste doubters?

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P.S. The Fireflies hitting coach last name being Miracle is no coincidence.

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Tebow & Miracle a more lethal combination then Mosses & the Burning Bush

H/T @GabeLacques

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