Quebec Is Looking To Ban Horse Drawn Carriages Because They Are Still In The 1800s.

And I thought cyclists on the road were horrible, I can’t imagine having to deal with horse drawn carriages, the traffic that must cause? Insanity! Leave it to Quebec to be over a 100 years late to the party, like how did you think having cars and horses on the same street would end up?

Not to mention, despite how classy you may look, if you’re riding along the road in your horse drawn carriage you’re an asshole. Drive a car like the rest of us. And if you’re one of those people that think’s horse drawn carriages are romantic, feel free to jump into the St. Lawrence, tout suite. There is nothing romantic about riding a 1 ton shit factory. Plus, the last time I checked, horse drawn carriages don’t have aux chords. So, not only are you surrounded by the smell of shit but you can’t even play fire beats as you strut down the street.

Also, if you are one of the assholes who drives a horse drawn carriage that just so happens to get into an accident with a car, you should be put down with the horse. Fair is fair.

 

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