Is Donald Trump Trying To Eradicate The United States Of Democrats? An Investigative Report:

Ever since Donald Trump pulled the United States out of the Paris Climate Agreement, everyone and their mother has been speculating on what this means for the U.S. and less importantly, the world. And while many people have their different theories for why Trump did this, some saying it’s cause he’s an idiot, other’s say he’s a victim of faulty science, while others say that he’s just doing what’s best for America because after all, he was “elected by the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris”. And while all these theories have their merits, they are still wrong. The real reason Donald Trump backed out of the Paris Agreement? To physically destroy the Democrats and their supporters.

Don’t believe me? Just look at this map:



Notice anything in particular?

How about the fact that the majority of the states that voted Democrat, just so happen to be on the United States coastline. We’ve all heard the stereotypes before, that the elitist West & East coasts just don’t understand the wants and needs of Middle America. So what’s Trump’s solution? To waterboard the fuck out of them! If both coasts are wiped out, the Republicans would win every election from now until the end of time.

Now I know what some of you are thinking “but OnePercent, there are red-states on the coastline too”. That may be true, but if you don’t think Trump’s fine losing those meth-heads in Florida to wipe out the state of ¬†California, then you don’t understand politics my friend.

California & New York are worth 84 electoral votes alone and the Republicans know neither of those states are ever going red again. The chances of those states going red are the same as the Republicans trotting out a gay-Muslim as their candidate in the 2024 election.

And yes Hawaii will go the way of Atlantis but at least Memphis can finally become the resort town it was always destined to be.

So either Trump is trying to eradicate the U.S. of democrats or he intends on creating the greatest water park this world has ever seen.


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