Sebastian Telfair Is Not Fucking Around

Jesus Christ, that’s a lot of weaponry!

The last time we heard from Telfair, was his brief stint with the Thunder and it’s nice to see that he’s taking his exile from the NBA in stride. As of late Telfair has been playing in the Chinese Basketball League for the Fujian Sturgeons and I gotta think this is going to hurt his chances to return to the Sturgeons next season. Granted the team had a lackluster season, going 12-26 but, in my eyes, a team can only go up from there. They’re one Kobe signing away from being a real contender in the CBA.

It is a little sad to see an ex-NBA player flame out like this. While the player formerly known as Ron Artest is out here #re-branding himself. Changing his name to Metta World Peace, attempting to then changing his name to Panda’s Friend, and now he’s even released a mixtape with a song titled ‘Hennessy At Halftime’.

H @ H

And yet, while Metta is out here dropping rap albums, like gun gestures on the court, Telfair is getting busted by the police for loading up like he’s about to commit a heist in GTA 5. Sad!

P.S. S/O to the Chinese Basketball Association for realizing 82 game schedules are ridiculous. I’ll take a 38 game season over 82 any day of the week, because if this NBA season taught us anything, it’s that the regular season don’t mean diddly-squat.

P.P.S. Calling Telfair a “star” is one hell of a stretch. If Sebastian Telfair was a “star”, then LeBron James is the goddamn Milky Way.

P.P.P.S. I’ like that they mentioned he had “marijuana” on him. I feel like that points kind of mute, given the ARMORY he had on his persons.

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