Oh my god. Not since Steve Jobs introduced the iPhone has the world seen such an ingenious and innovative creation. While the LCBO is throwing hissy fits and threatening to strike on us, the week before Canada Day no less, the Beer Store is out here changing the way we purchase booze. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve woken up hungover and realized I was out of booze and had to drag my ass to the Beer Store. It’s horrible. There’s nothing worse then standing in line at the Beer Store in the middle of the summer when your hungover as fuck, sweating out the booze from the previous night, smelling the sweet aroma of the homeless guy ahead of you. Or there’s those times when you start drinking early in the morning to curb a level 8 hangover only to find yourself too intoxicated to drive and you’ve run out of beer.
But thanks to the Beer Store, those problems will soon be a thing of the past and I for one could not be more excited. I don’t know what took us this long to ever think of a beer delivery service but I’m happy I’m alive to witness it. Before this, the only way to get booze delivered to you was using ‘dial a bottle’ which was really just a way for underage kids to buy booze. No self respecting adult would ever call them but ordering from the Beer Store? That’s some next level shit, this is one step away from that microwave in ‘Spy Kids’.
The best part of this all, is that they’re testing it out in the East-end, where yours truly just so happens to live. I for one cannot wait to give this service a try. Nothing screams white-trash royalty, like ordering 40 coldshots for delivery.
So you can look forward to Saturday Morning Is My Favourite Night of The Week’s review of Beer Store delivery coming soon to a computer near you.