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Yay? With the MLB trade deadline just hours away from being over, the Jays definitely needed to make some moves if they were going to make a playoff push. I just didn't expect it to be this but like I said, we still got a few more hours. Liriano will be a reliever for the … Continue reading Jays Trade Liriano To Astros For Nori Aoki & A Minor League Player
Truth be told, I don't really think commissioners should ever be inducted into their respective Hall-of-Fame's. A commissioner is just the mouthpiece for the owners and if we're being honest, the best commissioner is one that you never really think about. That's why Adam Silver has done so well, for all we know he could … Continue reading We’re All In agreement Bud Selig Getting Inducted Into the HOF Is Bullshit, Right?
You know what, I'm starting to think North Korea is less "death to the west" and more "party on". Just look at what they've done this week. First they threatened to blow up America on the anniversary of the Korean War coming to an end, like a modern day Romeo. Then they shoot a missile … Continue reading North Korea Is Looking To End The Week With A Bang, Launches Missile At Japan
MOOOOOOOCH I'm not going to lie, when Sean Spicer resigned, I was pretty bummed. That man was a national treasure and I don't care who says otherwise. And while Sarah Huckabee Sanders may have a Jillian from Workaholics look, she still lacks the pzazz the Spiceman brought, day-in and day-out. But then, the heavens … Continue reading Anthony Scaramucci Had Quite The Interview With The New Yorker The Other Day
It's no secret that one of the weakest parts of the Colts is their run game. While Frank Gore has done the best he could with the O-line provided, the Colts still need another running back to help share the load, as Gore is now 34 which is around 100 in RB years. Enter OJ … Continue reading The Indianapolis Colts Need To Sign OJ Simpson
Feels like it's been a while since we've had a good old alligator story. Last year we were swamped with em, we had prehistoric-sized gators casually strolling through golf courses, then we had alligators snatchin' up babies at Disneyland. Well, now alligators are back in the news and it's because after years of evolution, they've … Continue reading Alligator Bites Off Guy’s Testicle, Amongst Other Things
Finally! For what seems like a millennia, the North Koreans have been teasing us with their missiles, pussyfooting around, but not anymore. The North Koreans are finally ready to blow their load! I've always thought that lil Kim might've had commitment issues and that's why he has never put a stone cold date on the … Continue reading North Korea Has Threatened To Blow Up The United States Today.
OF COURSE! It's all so simple. When ice melts, it creates more water THUS, ships will have more water sail over. Thank you Mr. Smith, if weren't for you and your friends in the House Science Committee, I don't think we would've ever solved this riddle. I guess this helps explain why there are so … Continue reading Hard To Argue With Lamar Smith’s Reasoning On Melting Ice Caps
First off, I'd like to thank the good people over at the Swiss police department for reading my emails and updating this wannabe Leatherface's photo, so that he resembles less like me. Sure, the schnoz and overall sadness of the guy still bares a strong resemblance to yours truly but I think it's evidently clear … Continue reading Update On My Doppelganger: He Wasn’t Fucking Around