Anthony Scaramucci Had Quite The Interview With The New Yorker The Other Day


I’m not going to lie, when Sean Spicer resigned, I was pretty bummed. That man was a national treasure and I don’t care who says otherwise. And while Sarah Huckabee Sanders may have a Jillian from Workaholics look, she still lacks the pzazz the Spiceman brought, day-in and day-out.


But then, the heavens opened up and Anthony Scaramucci descended on us like only a hot headed Italian angel could, firing from the hip and quoting former football coach and pedophile enabler Joe Paterno.

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So how does one do something even more wild then quote Joe Pa? Have the most candid interview possibly in political history of course! And by candid, I mean profanity laced, just look at what he said to the New Yorker.

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Those are some first ballot Hall-of-Fame quotes right there. It’s not every day the leader of the President’s comm’s team starts saying guys are trying to suck their own cock, but I’m glad we’ve gotten to that point in history. At this rate, we’re only a couple days away from Mooch giving the White House staff the jerk off motion and I for one could not be more excited.

To think that mooch has been in the Oval Office for less then a week and he’s already fed up with everyone is fucking amazing. This guy has said countless times that he “loves” this President and I don’t think that there’s ever been a better fit between Comm director and President then we currently have. Both have completely flipped on past stances and both are like dogs that need to be put on a leash or else they end up going on a profanity laced tirade to the New Yorker. The best part about this (besides the Bannon quote) is the fact that all this could’ve been avoided had Mooch asked for this to be off the record. If I know journalism as well as I think I do, once someone says this is off the record, you pretty much take all the power away from the journalist. Thought that was day 1 stuff but then again, I’m no comm wiz like Mooch.

I don’t know how this ends, but I hope it’s settled the only way Donald Trump knows how to settle anything, WWE style. I want to see Priebus, Mooch and Bannon in a triple-threat match, where the winner gets to stay on staff and the losers are sent home. If you put that bad boy on pay-per view, the American Gov would have enough money to fund any and every American medical expense. This would also give Spicer a chance to return to the White House as he could commentate the event. You know just talking about this fictional wrestling match has got me fired up. Why not settle healthcare this way too. Could have a 3 person tag team match between the Dems and Republicans to decide the fate of millions of Americans.

In other news, Dancing With The Stars is trying to get Sean Spicer for it’s next season.


Spicer would definitely add the gravitas that has been lacking from DWTS for the last few seasons. DWTS hasn’t a performer quite like Spicer, since Carlton danced his way back into our hearts a few years back. That being said, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that the Spiceman is even worse with his feet, then he is with his words. Which should make for some mighty fine television if you ask me.


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