It Is With A Heavy Heart, That I Must Announce, Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci, Has Been Fired

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*Turns the Sarah MaClaughlin to 11*

When Sean Spicer resigned, I was like a lost puppy. Spicer was a once in a lifetime talent…or so I thought, then entered the man, the myth, the legend, The Mooch. He didn’t care who he offended or who he went after as long as the President knew that he had his back and that he and I quote “loved him”.

But loving Trump doesn’t always equate to him loving you back, just ask any one of his ex-wives. Sure for a minute you’re the apple of his eye but once someone hotter comes around, you better believe Trump will dump you in a heartbeat.

Even with all that being said, I really did think these two crazy kids would make it. The Mooch was everything Trump could want in a comms director, brash, unapologetic, hell the man even took a play out of The Donald’s book and left his family and missed his child’s birth all so he could be with The Donald.

Not to mention, this all coming off of The Mooch’s historical interview with the New Yorker. I thought Donald Trump was of the belief that no publicity is bad publicity. Clearly that self felating Steve Bannon has become a real-life Wormtongue and has begun poisoning the President’s brain.


The wild part about this besides all the fucking things I mentioned is that The Mooch was just coming off a major victory, by getting Reince Priebus canned. Even though, there is a strong possibility that Priebus was fired cause Trump was sick of trying to annunciate his name.

On the flip-side, you can’t really be fired, if you haven’t even technically started, score 1 for the mooch

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R.I.P. In Peace my sweet prince, gone but never forgotten.

July 21st, 2017-July 31st 2017

P.S. Strong possibility Scaramucci was fired because Trump didn’t like him stealing his thunder. The guy was an absolute electric factory. Trump probably got jealous and after the Mooch got the credit for Priebus’ firing, decided enough was enough. Trump ain’t gonna let another man show him up in his own home.


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