Well it’s about goddamn time! It feels like the assenaissance has been going on for as long as I can remember and I for one am sick of it. For what seems like a lifetime ass-men have been walking around thinking that they’re better then the rest of us, that they have a more refined pallet and why? Causes ass’ take work?
Well not anymore, because boobs, are officially back.
I’m not exactly sure what has officially brought “boobs back” but this announcement comes right off the heels of Amber Rose IG-ing that she’s considering a breast reduction surgery, so this is a big win for the breast-delegation.
Now I know what some of you are thinking “can’t someone be both”? No. That would be like being a Yankees and Red Sox fan, one is inherently more annoying and the other is probably a little bit racist.
So welcome back boobs, I didn’t know you were gone but I’m glad you’re back.
P.S. Don’t know how the Ass-delegation is going to make a comeback but getting Ariel Winter on your side is a good start.
Who would’ve guessed she’d end up being the hottest one on that show….