Joey Bada$$ Cancels 3 Shows After Looking At The Eclipse….Pussy

The bright lights were never suited for Joey anyways, am I right folks,,,,,,,,?

I now present to you, a play, in 2 acts:

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Now, in Joey’s defense, this is one of those few instances you can truly call “unforeseen” because while I too looked up at the eclipse without eye protection for pretty much the exact reasons Joey listed, I still could not tell you what I saw. Looking at the eclipse without glasses was a lot light a night where you black out drunk. You remember how it started but the rest is all a blur. A coworker of mine, told me my eyes looked “wild” but I just brushed that off as the sadness one tends to find when looking at me.

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This just goes and shows that there are those that can handle an eclipse and those who can’t, just, who would’ve guessed it was the white kid from Toronto whose eyes survived and not the New York born rapper’s…

As much as I make fun of Mr. Bada$$, this is a huge hit to the cause. Mr. Bada$$ was arguably one of the most vocal celebs about looking directly at the eclipse. He, like me, knew, that this was all some NASA ploy to pull a fast one on us and he paid the ultimate price. Does this make him a martyr? Maybe. Do I still think he’s a pussy? Yes.

 

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