Steven Seagal Has Replaced Daniel Day-Lewis As The World’s Best Method Actor

First off, I’d like to state that I loath Daniel Day-Lewis, the guy spends a year in a log cabin and he’s heralded for being a method actor but when I drink in the morning, it’s called alcoholism. Secondly, that pompous motherfucker decided to “retire” from acting. Bruh, you make a movie every 5 years, how strenuous can it really be, you’re no Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

But back to the matter at hand. I don’t know what role Mr. Seagal is preparing for but you best believe I’m excited. If I had to take a guess, it’s probably KGB related. Or! He’s playing an evil American. According to my research (twitter) Seagal has become a Russian citizen and from the screen-grab, it’s looks like he’s buddies with Putin. For all we know, Seagal made a deal with Putin to become Russia’s biggest movie star as long as he played an evil American. Not that bad of a deal if you ask me.

P.S. Donald Trump has to be so pissed. All he’s ever wanted to be is friends with Putin and here’s Steven Seagal stuntin’ on his ass. Trump’s either gonna have Seagal killed or make him ambassador to Russia, 50/50.


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