Yesterday, Vice President Mike Pence left the Colts Vs. 49ers game within minutes of the National Anthem being played. This was all due to some unruly and truly unexpected protests that took place during the National Anthem.
People forget that Colin Kaepernick began kneeling right around the same time Hillary Clinton began ignoring Wisconsin and Pennsylvania and sure, you could try to blame Barrack Hussein Obama, but that’s just what the people over at Fox News want you to believe. While Pence was forced to leave a game he so desperately loves, Hillary Clinton has never once come out and said she’s pro-football. Donald Trump on the other hand, loved football so much that he ran a team/league into the ground, I.E. the original form of tanking.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, that I’m grasping at straws and this is nothing but a crackpot theory. Well, my red pill swallowing friend, if that were the case, then why would it be leaked to us that Pence had planned to walk out from the get-go?
If there’s one thing we know about Hillary Clinton, it’s that she’s terrible at keeping secrets, we know this because she’s the reason Michael Bay was forced to take time out of his Transformers schedule to make 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi. I think it’s evident that Hillary used her friends at the lamestream media, to bring down the integrity of Mike Pence. Also before anyone points out the hypocrisy in protesting a protest, I’d like to point that Mike Pence is standing up for America, while the NFL is kneeling on the corpses of dead American soldiers. So if caring about the National Anthem is a publicity stunt, then lock me up, because my white, un-oppressed ass is standing every time that song plays.
Also, I have the solution for the NFL’s protest problem. Make every team’s jersey’s the American flag. Each team gets two jerseys, a home and an away, each tailored to look like the American flag. Gonna be hard to protest America when you’re literally draped in it.