Stars Wars Releases The Latest Trailer For ‘The Last Jedi’ and Have Introduced Us To The Cutest Fucking Thing In The World. The Porgs

HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS CUTE. Just when you think Disney has blown it’s proverbial cuteness load with Baby Groot, they go and drop these cute fuckers on us and completely change the game.

Star Wars is no stranger to introducing to the world new and cute characters, Hell, in the first 20 minutes of A New Hope we’re introduced to both R2D2 and the Jawas. Obviously it didn’t stop there, with the controversial Ewoks being tossed into the mix in Return of The Jedi and then there’s of course arguably the cutest Star Wars character to date, BB-8 who stole the show in The Force Awakens.

The question asked to be asked though, “are the Porgs, too cute?”

As I’ve said, Disney and Star Wars are no strangers to cute characters but at least most of them have some flaw that stops them from being perfect. Whether it be the fact that wherever R2D2 is, so is his sex companion,  C-3PO or the fact that we learned there was in fact a limit to how munch nonsense we’d put up with when it came to Minions. But so far, I’ve yet to find a flaw in the Porg.

This isn’t our first introduction to the Porgs, technically they had been previewed before, but if you’re not following along the production of the film, this would be the first time for you. The Porgs are based off of Puffins, which are easily one of the cutest animals on the planet, so from the start, the Porgs got it made. Then, you add on the fact that Porgs are native to the home world of Ach-To, the original place of the Jedi and now these cute bastards don’t only look adorable but also have a wild backstory. Porg’s are like the Young Thug of Star Wars, they may seem out there and vulnerable but you best believe they’ve seen some shit.

P.S. I could not be happier to not have a kid right now. No way in hell, id be able to get my kid just one Porg, kid would end up with a bukakke of Porgs on Christmas.

P.P.S. I’ll try to do a blog breaking down the actual trailer, it’ll just be later in the day, as I’ve once again began my Practicum (problematic).

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