Look, I’m not gonna pretend to know a lot about sex, but I do know a lot about innuendo. Sure, on the surface this just looks like Trump is threatening to nuke North Korea but we all know what he’s really saying, that he has a giant schlong and Kim Jong Un doesn’t. When it comes to sizes, Trump has come off quite bad in the past, whether it’s his uncle Jack like hands or his inability to drink a small water bottle.
Also, let’s not kid ourselves, Donald Trump could even run the USFL or purchase an NFL team, solid chance he fumbles that football 6 times before he even remembers the code. Trump with the nuclear football is like Sean Spicer with words.
P.S. You can take the man out of the show but you can’t take the out of the man.
Also, I don’t want to tell Donald Trump what to do, seeing as he’s the president and all, but shouldn’t you have thrown this award ceremony before 2018. We’re in a 24/7 news cycle, how am I to know if he’s calling CNN the fakest news of 2017 or 2018.
P.P.S. 5PM on a Monday? I realize your demographic is old/poor white people, but you couldn’t even get your awards ceremony to air at primetime? You’re the goddamn president of the United States, the leader of the free world and your going to put your award show against Maury? Not only is is it sad! It’s also a bold move, I don’t care how much those racist fucks who voted for you support you, Maury and Doctor Phil will always represent the true American.
Haven’t seen this bad of a decision since Hillary decided to ignore Wisconsin and Pennsylvania….
Sorry, but if every news-outlet still gets to dedicate 3+ hours a to the 2016 election, so do I.
P.P.P.S. Funny how old people hate our generation for using social media to send dick picks, all the while it’s going to be a Baby Boomer on twitter leading to a nuclear Holocaust.