Donald Trump’s Cufflink Are A Fashion Icon.

Subtle, yet bold, cocky but somehow coy, all words that could be used to describe Donald Trump’s presidency in a nutshell. I am not up on presidential fashion and I’m not one for research, so this may be par for the course but something tells me Barry-O wouldn’t have shown up to a room of grieving children with a cufflink that reminds everyone in the room whomst is the president. But that’s cause Barry with the good hair, never had a flare for fashion, where as Trump can’t stop exuding it.

Just look at the guy

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Here he is pushing back his hair, giving all the ladies in the audience a tidal wave in their pants and looking hotter then the girl he’s always talking about fucking.

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Here he is, looking delicious as hell.

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or here, looking cute as a button pretending to drive a truck.

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or finally just hitting the links, like it ain’t no thang.

Now obviously the liberal fashionista’s will mock Trump for going with one cufflink as if he forgot to put on the other one, or is forced to wear it to remind him which president he is…. That couldn’t be farther from the case. Donald Trump is just a classy guy who knows how to show respect and KNOWS that it would just be a dick move to wear two 45 cufflink’s, he’s here to mourn, not fuck a porn-star.

P.S. I think I can help Trump with his questions.

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  1. 10/10 would do again
  2. Send your thoughts and prayers
  3. ?????
  4. Kids don’t have ideas
  5. Thank you ❤


I’m just kidding

  1. That this 100% could’ve been avoided you orange fuck.
  2. Ban fucking assault rifles and make it more difficult to acquire hand guns.
  3. IDK but fuck you.
  4. Ideas? IDEAS? All these kids have done is give ideas and rational thought to this whole fucking issue, it’s been what, several days since the shooting (?) and these kids have already given not only heatfelt but well thought out speeches about how this whole issue could’ve been avoided.
  5. Thanks, you Russian cum dumpster.



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