Folks,,,,,,,,,,,,,, earlier this morning the German national hockey team stunned the Swedes in the Olympic quarterfinals, advancing them to their first ever semifinal in the sport. This of course led a bunch of hockey writers to cum-themselves as they got to talk about a cinderella team of the tournament.
Well…. I seem to remember another group of pesky Germans who beat the Swedes and would go on to shock the world. That’s right folks,,, I’m talking about the motherfuerin Nazis.
I’m not saying that Germans are still Nazis, I’m just saying that you never want the country of Germany to get to riled up in patriotism.
Just look at this tweet:
That tweet was two rockets and three white blonde guy emojis’ away from being the start of the Fourth Reich.
All I’m trying to say is, if Kevin Spacey deserves to get shunned by Hollywood for trying to fuck little boys, then people should have to wait at least another 50 years to celebrate German accomplishments on the international stage for the Holocaust.
So once again, for the 3rd time in a century, it’s gonna come down us to beat the Germans and save the world. You’re welcome humanity.