Canada Is Flooding The Streets of China With The Devil’s Lettuce

Well, well, well, how the turntables..... Funny how the country that got us hooked on opium, is now angry at us for exporting a little weed into their country. I'm surprised Chinese officials can even tell whether or not someone is smoking weed. First off, everyone there seems to rip hoons like it's nothing and … Continue reading Canada Is Flooding The Streets of China With The Devil’s Lettuce

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It Is With A Heavy Heart That I Must Report That North Korea Has Decided To Change It’s Timezone To Coincide With South Korea

FOLKS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the prodigal son hath returned.¬† I know a lot of you were concerned about my extended hiatus but rest assured I am back and with the same shitty jokes as before. For the last 10 (?) days my laptop has been dead because my charger broke (side note: I think I've gone through 5 … Continue reading It Is With A Heavy Heart That I Must Report That North Korea Has Decided To Change It’s Timezone To Coincide With South Korea

Pussification of the World Continues As The WMO Retires Multiple Hurricane Names.

The social justice police have finally gone too far as now they are literally trying to control our weather. I mean, COME ON. Not to mention, if we have collectively decided that these names bring up too much emotion, shouldn't we just stop naming hurricanes and tropical storms? Will that ruin all the fun when … Continue reading Pussification of the World Continues As The WMO Retires Multiple Hurricane Names.