Eiditors Note: I would like to apologize for not following the murder of Tornto Raptors mascot Drake as closely as I would've used to but.... work, so here I am, last to the party..... Now I truly understand 'Take Care'. Aubrey, Aubrey, Aubrey, nobody cares that you were in blackface, you are half black, if … Continue reading Drake Responds To Pusha-T, Uses “The Charity” Defense. Still Forgets About His Son.
Yesterday, ABC cancelled their hit show Roseanne after star and inspiration for the show Roseanne Barr tweeted that former Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett was the offspring of The Planet of The Apes and the Muslim Brotherhood. This tweet was quickly admonished for it's clearly racist content and the fact it lacked any basis. I mean, how can you say … Continue reading Does Ambien Make You Racist?
Whelp, I was in the midst of writing a blog titled Russian Journalist Accidentally Walks Backwards Into A Bullet only to find out that this has all been an elaborate ruse by the Ukrainian government. Who would've thunk these pesky Uki's would've had it in them? Ukraine's luck when it's come to Russian relations have been … Continue reading Russian Journalist Rises From The Dead
As a 23 year old, I don't really get to say I own much. When I'm not at university, I crash on either my father or mother's couch, I only have my office job because of nepotism and the only investment I've made in the last 6 months was buying a garbage bag full of … Continue reading Like A Canadian J.R. Smith, I’m Ready To Lay Some Pipe
Goodbye Turing Test, Shalom Trump Test
Hear that? That's the collective grown of 3 million Torontonians who are cursing themselves as their streetcar is 10 minutes late despite the latest King Street Pilot project. Meanwhile B.C. is out here stunting on us, hiring the man with the most beautiful voice to be the mouth piece to their transit system. My subway … Continue reading Morgan Freeman Will Be The New Voice of B.C.’s Transit System
I've said countless times on this blog and NorthRowSports (R.I.P) that I'm an avid ponies fan. For the last 3 years I have covered every leg (R.I.P.) Barbaro of the triple crown. This is why I must apologize, I had no clue today was the Preakness. I didn't gamble on it or anything. Usually when … Continue reading I Would Like To Issue An Apology
Part 2 of My Now Ongoing Series.
Last week, I meant to write a blog titled "I Think Me & Jonathan Tucker Are Friends" Well folks,,,, it's no longer a question but a statement of fact.
Editors Note: I meant to release this on Friday so I could beat any talking heads with my original ideas. Then I saw it was 2pm and realized I should just coast for the next two hours (hopefully no one I work with is reading this, if so, I spent those last two hours working … Continue reading My List of Who Should Coach The Toronto Raptors