Last night, dancer, actress, screenwriter and director Stormy Daniels was arrested at a strip club she was performing at, after grabbing an undercover cop’s dick and shoving his face in between her boobs, all of which was unasked for. Both these actions are illegal in the state of Ohio because the whole allure of strip clubs is the watching. I know whenever I go to a strip club, I put a crisp $20 on the table (to not make physical contact) and then ask her to dance as close to me as possible without actually touching me, very erotic stuff.
Some people could see this as the president extending his power as Stormy Daniels has come out and said that her and the Donald had an affair back in the mid 2000’s. And the fact that there was an undercover cop at the same strip club she was at might seem fishy to some but not to me. In today’s 24/7 news world, the media would rather make up some story like ‘Donald Trump Has Begun Using Police To Silence His Critics’ like he’s Pol Pot or something but the reality is, this cop is a hero and we should be thanking him for his service. Going undercover takes a lot of effort and I can’t imagine how difficult it was for this police officer to pretend he knew what to do at one of these establishments.. Does he hit the buffet first? How many times should he go back to the ATM to look like a degenerate? All questions and scenarios that this brave boy in blue had to consider.
Just because Stormy Daniels is a celebrity doesn’t mean she’s above the law. If the #MeToo movement has taught me anything, it’s just that (also, don’t ejaculate on plants). Just because because Stormy Daniels saw an attractive man and was overcome with an uncontrollable urge, does not mean you can just walk up to somebody and grab them by the man-pussy.