John Wick: Parabellum Is A Lock For All The Oscars In 2020

BABA YAGA! The John Wick franchise is the greatest thing to ever grace this earth, that isn't a statement but a matter of fact. Anyone who's known me for the last couple years knows I'm a HUGE John Wick fan. It's one of the movies I've seen the most if not THE most. I have … Continue reading John Wick: Parabellum Is A Lock For All The Oscars In 2020

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I Love Doug Ford’s Plan of Not Acknowledging Global Warming

Recently news broke that Premier Doug Ford was clamping down on his administration even discussion "climate change" because he knows that it's impossible to lose a battle to something you don't even acknowledge as existing. This strategy of ignorance is bliss has me once against agreeing with the man whomst's sink I once pissed in. … Continue reading I Love Doug Ford’s Plan of Not Acknowledging Global Warming

I’m Starting To Think The President Might’ve Done Something Illegal

Folks,,,,,,,,, it pains me to say this but I think the President might've done something wrong, up until now he had made a lot of compelling arguments that this was the biggest witch hunt since Salem* but after yesterday's developments, I'm starting to think good ole Donny might've committed a few felonies. Yesterday, The Donald's … Continue reading I’m Starting To Think The President Might’ve Done Something Illegal

Is Drake The Greatest Excuse Giver Of All-Time?

Possibly, quite possibly. Earlier this summer Drake was murdered by Pusha-T after Pusha aired out all of Drake's dirty laundry including the fact that he was an absentee father. Drake proceeded to take this time to continue to ignore his child but apologized for taking a photo in blackface, which I don't think anyone was … Continue reading Is Drake The Greatest Excuse Giver Of All-Time?

How Many Nazis’ Does ICE Need To Catch To Make Up For Putting 2000 Kids In Cages?

Earlier this morning news broke that ICE (The U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement) had apprehended and deported 95 year old Jakiw Palij, Palij was an ex-Nazi concentration camp guard who managed to immigrate to the U.S. in 1949. Now I know what you're thinking, how were the talented people at ICE able to catch this … Continue reading How Many Nazis’ Does ICE Need To Catch To Make Up For Putting 2000 Kids In Cages?

What’s The Difference Between Donald Sterling & Donald Trump?

As we all patiently wait for the tape in which the President drops the N-Bomb (his second favourite kind of bomb) like it's Detox I thought I'd ask a question. Could someone please explain to me the difference between what is currently going on with the sitting U.S. President and former Clippers owner, Donald Sterling? … Continue reading What’s The Difference Between Donald Sterling & Donald Trump?

Victoria’s John A MacDonald Statue Has Possibly Found A New Home,Queen’s Park!

FINALLY! Our national nightmare is over, the statue of our beloved first Prime Minister John A MacDonald has found itself a home in Ontario's Legislative Assembly. After Victoria announced that they would be removing the statue of our first and drunkest Prime Minister, many were worried with what would happen next. Whose statue was safe … Continue reading Victoria’s John A MacDonald Statue Has Possibly Found A New Home,Queen’s Park!

The Colts May Just Win The Super Bowl If Andrew Luck’s New Mustache Has Anything To Say About It

I didn't get over excited when Luck went 6/9 (noice) in his first preseason game because... it's preseason. Teams who've gone 4-0 have ended up going 0-16 and teams who go 0-4 have ended up winning Super Bowls, the point is, the whole reason preseason exists is so that guys can tear their ACLs and … Continue reading The Colts May Just Win The Super Bowl If Andrew Luck’s New Mustache Has Anything To Say About It