God fucking dammit. With the 23rd pick in this years draft, the Toronto Raptors selected Forward OG Anunoby out of Indiana and I could not hate this pick more. As I said yesterday, I wanted the Raptors to take Purdue big man Caleb Swanigan and instead, they took a kid who plays for a school … Continue reading Raptors Screw The Pooch Again And I Am Mad Online!
I won't lie, this is a little rushed, because I decided to blog about diarrhea and prince's instead of things that matter like, you know, sports. Anyways! Tonight is the NBA draft AKA the worst day to be a Raptors fan. Every year the Raptors have the easiest choice and every year they fuck it … Continue reading Your 2017 Raptors Draft Preview
FOLKS,,,! We are def-con 2 in the liquor department! While the rest of the world is focused on how to stop the next terrorist attack, Ontario is facing a terror situation of it's own as workers at the LCBO are threatening to go on strike. Now look, I haven't dug into the details of why … Continue reading Workers At The LCBO Are Threatening To Go On Strike Ahead of Canada Day
Oh boohoo, no one in the Royal Family wants the responsibility that comes with the title of King or Queen, some real heartbreaking stuff right here. I can't imagine the pressure that comes with such a ceremonial title. We've all seen the hours the Queen puts in, looking out a window, riding around in a … Continue reading Prince Harry Says No One In The Royal Family Wants To Be King or Queen
Boy do the Clinton's love dropping bad news on people. It's no wonder her mom lost as she was painting a portrait of horrors, all the while Trump was promising to make everything awesome like Lord Business in the 'Lego Movie'. Why not leave the diarrhea deaths for Eric Trump, I mean, he already has … Continue reading In A Shocking Twist of Events Diarrhea Related Deaths Have Risen In First World Nations
Until last night, I had never heard of Jack Ma, but I gotta tell yeah, I like the cut of his jib. Finally a tech billionaire laying out the cold hard facts. Yes, artificial intelligence is going to make things a hell of a lot easier for us but it's also more likely to cause … Continue reading Finally, A Billionaire Who I Can Get Behind
Like there was ever a doubt! Matthews led all rookies with 40 goals and was second in points with 69 (nice). Matthews also set/met a few Leaf milestones during his rookie year. He broke Wendell Clark's rookie goal record of 34 and was the first Leaf to score 40 goals since Mats Sundin did it … Continue reading Auston Matthews Won The Calder Trophy Last Night
There's been rumors going around the twitterverse that Raptors Point Guard Kyle Lowry has no intention of coming back to Toronto. A statement which has caught a lot of Raptors' fans' off-guard. Many of us knew there was a possibility of Lowry not coming back, but to hear "zero interest" is a pretty shocking sediment. … Continue reading Lowry FA Rumors & Kristaps Porzingis Trade Talks. It’s The 2017 NBA Offseason!
Realistically I probably would've ended up sprinkling some cheddar on McGregor but after this tweet I think it's now my duty to lay some coin on the guy. Just look at that tweet. It exuberates confidence. Connor McGregor is already a pretty scary dude but once he starts calling himself a "filthy Irish animal" you … Continue reading I Think I Have To Bet On Connor McGregor After This Photo
And people wondered why Trump pulled out of the Paris Agreement. He was clearly banking on the nerds at NASA to find us a new home-world and they did just that. Except, instead of finding us just one new home-world, they went ahead and found us TEN! Talk about going the going extra mile. Trump … Continue reading NASA Just Discovered 10 New Possible Earths