I Could Look At This Photo of Kim Jong Un Celebrating A Succesful Missile Launch All Day

Awwwweeeee. Look at Lil Kimmy Kim just gleaming over his latest successful missile launch. For those of you living under a rock (or fallout shelter), The People's Republic of North Korea decided to start their Christmas season off with a bang. Launching their latest and greatest in intercontinental ballistic technology, to mark the occasion. People … Continue reading I Could Look At This Photo of Kim Jong Un Celebrating A Succesful Missile Launch All Day

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The War On Christmas Continues: Norway Murders 100 Reindeer

Folks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the liberal's are at it again, this time in socialist Norway, where the war on Christmas just took a bloody turn. Ever since the libcucks of the world started saying "Happy Holidays" it was only a matter of time before they drew blood. It starts with the banning of sacred songs but 9/10 times, … Continue reading The War On Christmas Continues: Norway Murders 100 Reindeer

Is There A Better Feeling Then Your Favourite Football Team Being On A Bye? And A Few Quick Notes From Week 11

I have loved football for as long as I can remember. Granted, I have the memory of a goldfish but the point remains, I love football. I've watched it every Sunday since I was a child, I've lost hundreds if not thousands of dollars on it. Depriving who knows how many strippers from bachelor degrees. … Continue reading Is There A Better Feeling Then Your Favourite Football Team Being On A Bye? And A Few Quick Notes From Week 11

Despite Contrary Reports, Christian Bale Is Not Portraying Me In An Upcoming Movie.

I'm not going to lie, the first time I saw this photo, I had to do a double-take. I mean, I didn't remember selling the rights to my autobiography¬†Random Boners On A Long Car Ride: The Austen Fulton Story, but the resemblance is uncanny. Just look at the side by side You tell me which … Continue reading Despite Contrary Reports, Christian Bale Is Not Portraying Me In An Upcoming Movie.

I Could Not Be More In Favour of Trump Nominating A Paranormal Investigator To Be Alabama’s Next Federal District Judge

People give Donald Trump a lot of shit for his appointments and rightfully so, but if you can't get behind a paranormal investigator becoming the next Federal District Judge of Alabama, then I will gladly show you the door. Finally a person in power whose willing to think outside the box. Who would've guessed that … Continue reading I Could Not Be More In Favour of Trump Nominating A Paranormal Investigator To Be Alabama’s Next Federal District Judge

What’s The Point of Being President If You Can’t Watch Your Favourite Television Shows?

I'm sorry, but what's the point of being the leader of the "free world", if you can't catch up on a little 'Fox and Friends'? You're telling me the NSA can tap every American's phone, but Trump can't access some satellite TV whilst in Asia, what kind of horse shit is that? Trump's probably furious … Continue reading What’s The Point of Being President If You Can’t Watch Your Favourite Television Shows?

The Colts Lose A Close One And We’re One Week Closer To Pagano Getting Fired.

This game was a lot closer then it should've been. Sure, for the most part Pittsburgh has been a dud most the season but the last few times these teams have met, the Steelers absolutely throttled the Colts. That clearly wasn't the case this year and the Colts almost blew their chance at getting a … Continue reading The Colts Lose A Close One And We’re One Week Closer To Pagano Getting Fired.