Folks,,,,,,,,,,,,,, earlier this morning the German national hockey team stunned the Swedes in the Olympic quarterfinals, advancing them to their first ever semifinal in the sport. This of course led a bunch of hockey writers to cum-themselves as they got to talk about a cinderella team of the tournament. Well.... I seem to remember another … Continue reading Is Celebrating The German Hockey Team Problematic?
Subtle, yet bold, cocky but somehow coy, all words that could be used to describe Donald Trump's presidency in a nutshell
Yesterday evening my friend invited me over to drink some beers and watch the NBA dunk/3point competition and to put it bluntly, the Germans had more success at Dunkirk then the NBA did with last night's dunk contest. We had also decided beforehand that we'd play power hour, if you don't know what power hour … Continue reading I Would Like Everyone To Stop Talking About How I Pissed Myself Last Night
Let's not beat around the bush, this past week has been a hard one for the good folks over at the NRA after a high-school student shot and killed 17 people in the peaceful state of Florida. And if we're being honest, there was no way we could've ever guessed something like this would happen. … Continue reading People Are Angry At The “Stars” of Teen Mom Because They Support Guns Or Something.
With the Olympics taking place in South Korea most people seem to have forgotten about the pudgy dictator to the north. To make matters worse, when ever the North gets any spotlight, it's about how they came together with the South to form a hockey team or how Kim's sister is kinda hot, like a … Continue reading Can We Please Talk About About How Stylish Kim Jong Un Was Looking While Watching His Military Parade?
Folks,,, it was a wild ride but the Colts finally got themselves a coach and his name is Frank Reich. While McDaniels was coming off a Super Bowl loss, Reich is coming out on the flip side. Reich was able to put up 41 points against arguably the greatest coach of all-time, sure, Doug Peterson … Continue reading THE COLTS OFFICIALLY HAVE A COACH!
Folks,,,,,, the Olympics have only completed their first day and are already problematic and I'm not talking about the fact that we are applauding North Korea for entering the games even though 90% of that country is in the midst of a 40 year famine. The Olympics are a wholesome event, they're an event that … Continue reading Thots & Prayers To The 17 Year Old American Who Won Gold Last Night And Was Definitely A Victim of Statutory Rape Later That Evening.
I FUCKING SAID IN MY BLOG AN HOUR AGO THAT I WAS WAITING UNTIL MCDANIELS SIGNED ON THE DOTTED LINE AND BY ALL ACCOUNTS HE HAD AND NOW THIS. JUST WHEN I THINK NEW ENGLAND IS DONE FUCKING ME, THEY GO AND PULL A STUNT LIKE THIS. I'M FUCKING IRATE. I have a bukkake of … Continue reading GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
The Visor-Era officially begins! I had been waiting until McDaniels officially signed the dotted line before blogging anything about the Colts hiring him, because this wouldn't be the first person to ever backtrack on the Colts. Actually, now that I think about it, the Indianapolis Colts were literally founded off abandoning cities, so I didn't … Continue reading Josh McDaniels Officially Signs As The Colts’ New Head Coach
I realize by now you've read or heard all you need about last night's spectacular Super Bowl. No hyperbole, that may have been one of the best Super Bowls of all-time. I mean, it had everything, Brady doing his best Wes Welker impersonation, we had Big Dick Nick Foles catching a goddamn touchdown pass, leading … Continue reading Last Night Was The Definition of Schadenfreude