So this all started off with the tweet featured above and ended up with accusations of Kevin Durant enjoying a nice fart to the face. This led to a pretty standard response by KD: At this point in time, I have to agree with KD. You guys were talking basketball and then you hit him … Continue reading So… Kevin Durant Likes To Be Farted On, Eh
It's anarchy! Anarchy I tell you! Just days after losing to the Warriors in the NBA finals and the Cavs Dan Gilbert decides to turf David Griffin. And to make matters even worse, Gilbert didn't even tell LeBron James, you know, the guy that has brought the Cavaliers to more finals appearances then anyone … Continue reading All Hell Has Broken Loose In Cleveland!
And this boys and girls, is why you never go to North Korea, no matter how rare the opportunity. I get that it's probably tasteless to make fun of someone who just died after spending 17 months in a North Korean prison cell but come on!? I have never once thought of visiting North Korea, … Continue reading American Student Who Was Just Freed By North Korea Has Died
Who would've guessed that selling pudding pops and wearing sweater vests was all it took to beat a couple dozen sexual assault allegations. Baylor Football could learn a thing or two from Bill Cosby, the next time a rape charge comes their way, because trust me, there will be a next time. I would've loved … Continue reading Pudding Pop Salesman Granted Mistrial In Rape Case
-SB Nation Sources around the NHL have indicated to The Dispatch that the Blue Jackets have reached agreement with the Vegas Golden Knights on a trade that will be announced during the expansion draft Wednesday in Las Vegas. With this trade the Blue Jackets will pay dearly to dissuade the Golden Knights from taking Anderson, Korpisalo or … Continue reading How About The Las Vegas Golden Knights Bullying The Blue Jackets Into Giving Them Their 1st Round Draft Pick
I can't remember if I've said this in a blog before, but I'm a HUGE shark guy. Fucking love sharks. For my 13th birthday my mom took me out of school to see the documentary 'Shark Water' R.I.P Rob Stewart, so when I heard the greatest Olympian of all-time was going to go head-to-head against … Continue reading Michael Phelps To Race A Shark For Shark Week
How the mighty have fallen. Just over a decade ago, Vince Young was rushing to Rose Bowl glory and NCAA immortality. Now, he can't even make it past 2 weeks before being cut by a CFL team. And it's not like he was cut by some juggernaut team, like the Lions or Stampeders, the Roughriders … Continue reading It Is With A Heavy Heart, I Must Announce The Saskatchewan Roughriders Have Cut Vince Young
Well Shit. I thought Trump giving the Russians all the information under the sun was supposed to enhance relations with them, not hurt them. This is some Cold War type of shit. And you know Putin isn't fucking around. This is the same guy who shot down a commuter airline and gave zero fucks about … Continue reading This Doesn’t Sound Too Good
ARE YOU KIDDING ME! "DON'T PANIC"? WE GOT AN INFESTATION OF CATERPILLARS AND WORMS AND YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT TO PANIC? The galls on these people! I don't know who these so called 'caterpillar experts' are, but I'd like to respectfully disagree. Whenever the word "infestation" is thrown around, it is time to smash that … Continue reading Despite Reports, It Is Time To Panic!
I realize that being a Leafs fan means I'm born to hate the Montreal Canadiens but that honestly has nothing to do with this. This blog is about how the Canadiens are giant hypocrites and racists if we're putting it bluntly. What sprung this blog? This: This is a fucking joke right? When the Habs … Continue reading Honestly, Fuck The Montreal Canadiens