When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to be waking up to a text telling me that one of the most influential people of all-time, had died. Hugh Hefner was one of the founding fathers of porn. The idea of putting naked ladies in magazines was revolutionary and sure, some of his … Continue reading Hugh Hefner Has Died At The Tender Young Age of 91
Jesus Christ, just kiss already! I'm surprised these two haven't gotten blue balls from the amount of projects they've announced they're doing. I believe these two as much as I believe Mormonism is the right religion. I honestly don't know whose attached to more projects at the moment, DiCaprio & Scorsese or Guillermo Del Toro. … Continue reading Leonardo DiCaprio & Martin Scorsese Are Supposedly Making A Teddy Roosevelt Movie
First off, I'd like to state that I loath Daniel Day-Lewis, the guy spends a year in a log cabin and he's heralded for being a method actor but when I drink in the morning, it's called alcoholism. Secondly, that pompous motherfucker decided to "retire" from acting. Bruh, you make a movie every 5 years, … Continue reading Steven Seagal Has Replaced Daniel Day-Lewis As The World’s Best Method Actor
Folks,,, the United States hasn't been this divided since the last time the news said it was the most divided and what does twitter decide to do? Segregate us. That's right, twitter has created the internets first ever Jim Crow law. How did they do this? By only giving a select few people the ability … Continue reading Does Twitter Approve of Segregation? An Investigative Look.
Folks,,,,,,, With Donald Trump going after some of our most beloved athletes and sports, I thought that this was the perfect time to re-open the discussion in regards to Colin Kaepernick. And by discussion, I mean the fact that he's a fraud. While the libtards applaud Mr. Kaepernick and the viewers of Info Wars laud … Continue reading George Washington Was The Original Colin Kaepernick. My Column,,,
A few days ago Trump decided to rescind his offer to the Golden State Warriors for their White House visit, after star mouthguard chewer Steph Curry announced that he would not be attending, once again showing us that hockey is the better sports as a hockey player would never do such thing. Then, out of … Continue reading Trump Finally Goes Too Far, Attacks The NFL
Brissett was able to evade defenders, like my step-dad, when it comes to child support payments
Unless you live under a rock, by now you've heard about Trump's gaff in-front of the African delegation at the U.N. where he talked about the great nation of Nambia, only issue is, Nambia is not a real country, nor has it ever been. Well, I'm not going to lie, while I knew Nambia was … Continue reading Hand Up. I Didn’t Know Nambia Was A Made Up Country.
Only The Good Die Young
For those of you who follow me on twitter, you know that I've been putting my life on the line pretty much everyday, walking home from campus, as there have been multiple bear sightings on the path I take home. Luckily for me, I have watched every episode of The Office, so I'm pretty proficient when it … Continue reading Do I Have The Bear Flu? An Investigative Report: