Groundhog Flips The Script. Declares 6 More Weeks of Bloodshed??

First off, I'd like to state, the fact that we have multiple groundhogs telling us whether or not we'll have 8 more weeks of winter is horseshit. It dilutes the whole process and is a clear example of participation trophy culture running rampant #NotMyGroundHog, next thing you know, these heathens are going to be trying … Continue reading Groundhog Flips The Script. Declares 6 More Weeks of Bloodshed??

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So Tom Brady Kisses His Son On The Lips…

Look, I've gone on record as a huge Patriots and Tom Brady hater. I hate Tom Brady more then I like the Colts, I hate Brady more then I like booze but this isn't about being a hater. This right here is objectively fucked up. Who kisses their son on the lips? Sure, if his … Continue reading So Tom Brady Kisses His Son On The Lips…

Doug Ford Announces His Candidacy For Leader of Ontario’s PC Party

Once Patrick Brown announced that he'd be resigning from his leadership role within the PC Party, after allegations of sexual harassment began to arise, the PC Party of Ontario was sent into a panic as they found themselves leaderless, a few months away from the next provincial election. This was particularly troublesome for the Torries … Continue reading Doug Ford Announces His Candidacy For Leader of Ontario’s PC Party

Update On The Human Vs. Animal War: Turkeys’ Takeover A Town In British Columbia.

Folks,,,, I haven't seen a bunch of Turks fend off a group of Brits this easily since Gallipoli. As many of you know, I've been the leading war correspondent when it has come to 'The Animal V. Human War' that began two years ago after the tragic deaths of Harambe and the 'Disney Four'. At … Continue reading Update On The Human Vs. Animal War: Turkeys’ Takeover A Town In British Columbia.

Isiah Thomas Has A Lot of Balls, Thinking He Deserves A Tribute, The Same Day Paul Pierce’s Jersey Is Retired.

They don't call Paul Pierce the "Truth" for a reason and that's because he's always right. I mean who does Isiah Thomas think he is, calling up Celtics management after being traded by them and demanding that his tribute day be the same day as Pierce's jersey going up into the rafters? I mean, what … Continue reading Isiah Thomas Has A Lot of Balls, Thinking He Deserves A Tribute, The Same Day Paul Pierce’s Jersey Is Retired.