Yay? For the first time ever, Canada has won the rights to host the World Cup, granted, it's a joint bid with the U.S. and Mexico but that's probably for the better. There are only so many places in Canada that could even host a World Cup match so this eases the load and allows … Continue reading Canada To Host 2026 World Cup With The U.S. & Mexico
PRAISE THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW, THE PRODIGAL SON CAN STILL THROW A FOOTBALL! After sitting out a full season and going almost a full two years without throwing a football, Colts fans everywhere were scared. Luck has been the only bright spot on an otherwise less then spectacular couple of Colts teams. Who … Continue reading ANDREW LUCK HATH FINALLY THROWN A FOOTBALL
The Toronto Raptors coaching search has finally come to a conclusion as they have decided to promote former assistant coach Nick Nurse to head-coach. Nurse has been an assistant with the team since 2013 and before that he spent time coaching in the G-League. The Raptors coaching search had been weirdly quiet up until this … Continue reading Raptors Promote Longtime Assistant Nick Nurse To Head Coach
As we all slept last night, nuzzled away in our respective bed's and or couches, the real life 'Spider-Man pointing at himself meme' was taking place. As the United States and North Korea met formally for the first time ever (?) in what this site is calling 'The Summit of the Century' (no offense to … Continue reading Breaking Down The U.S.-North Korea Summit
FOLKS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, there is seldom a time that I feel something in my life is actually blog-worthy. There was that time that I pissed myself while sleeping on my mom's couch after a night out at the bar or how the kid's at my placement sucked at basketball and that other time, where I pissed in Doug … Continue reading Tomorrow I Make My Triumphant Return To My Company’s Softball Team
Ever since Colin Kaepernick forgot that black people don't have the right to peacefully protest in the United States, the NFL and politics have become synonymous with one another, especially after the election of Donald Trump. A man who loves the NFL so much that he even purposefully sabotaged the USFL so that the NFL … Continue reading Should The President of The United States Become Commissioner of The NFL?
Like a modern day Wars of the Roses, the Ford's are in the midst of a full blown family-war. Renata Ford, the widow of the late great Rob Ford, is currently claiming that Doug has neglected to give her, her cut from the family company and that he's actively trying to sabotage said company. It's … Continue reading The Canadian Royal Family Is Dissipating Amongst Itself
Eiditors Note: I would like to apologize for not following the murder of Tornto Raptors mascot Drake as closely as I would've used to but.... work, so here I am, last to the party..... Now I truly understand 'Take Care'. Aubrey, Aubrey, Aubrey, nobody cares that you were in blackface, you are half black, if … Continue reading Drake Responds To Pusha-T, Uses “The Charity” Defense. Still Forgets About His Son.
Yesterday, ABC cancelled their hit show Roseanne after star and inspiration for the show Roseanne Barr tweeted that former Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett was the offspring of The Planet of The Apes and the Muslim Brotherhood. This tweet was quickly admonished for it's clearly racist content and the fact it lacked any basis. I mean, how can you say … Continue reading Does Ambien Make You Racist?
Whelp, I was in the midst of writing a blog titled Russian Journalist Accidentally Walks Backwards Into A Bullet only to find out that this has all been an elaborate ruse by the Ukrainian government. Who would've thunk these pesky Uki's would've had it in them? Ukraine's luck when it's come to Russian relations have been … Continue reading Russian Journalist Rises From The Dead