And this is why you don't get married folks,,, One second you're saying I do and 25 years later there's a goddamn alligator in your back yard. It's a tale as old as time. This incident proves that my theory on building a wall between Canada and The United States is still the most correct … Continue reading Leave It To The Hammer To Be Overrun By Alligators
Seriously fuck this guy. You think you're better then the rest of us. You don't think you should suffer through rush hour traffic on your morning commute or a packed and smelly bus? Well then, fuck you my good sir. Bitching about going to work is what brings us together as people, it's our one … Continue reading Fuck This Dude Who Swims To Work Everyday
What a stunning performance put on by the young Canadian, with many calling him the new face of Canadian tennis and rightfully so. While this wasn't the biggest win by a Canadian tennis player, as I'd argue Raonic's win over Federer in the Wimbledon semis was the biggest win by a Canadian. HOWEVA, I would … Continue reading 18 Year Old Canadian Denis Shapovalov Upset Rafael Nadal Last Night At The Rogers Cup.
Who would've guessed that it would take 5 years and an episode of 'Game of Thrones' to finally vindicate Alex Anthopoulos for his horrendous trade with the Mets, that sent Thor and D'Arnaud to the Mets in exchange for R.A. Dickey... Wait, sorry, for R.A. Dickey and Josh Thole, HUGE difference. For years, Jays fans … Continue reading Alex Anthopoulos Has Been Vindicated. Noah Syndergaard Was A Lannister Soldier On Last Weeks ‘Game of Thrones’
Finally, a cause I can get behind. Daylight saving time is a stupid and outdated concept. Sure, it might've made sense 200 years ago when everyone was a farmer but now there's like 10 of them, yet every 6 months, I have to change my clock a full goddamn hour to accommodate 0.0001% of the … Continue reading I Can Get Behind The War On Daylight Saving Time
With tension between the United States and North Korea at an all-time high, it's time we start asking the hard questions, starting with "whose behind this recent turmoil"? While the sheeple of the world might tell you that Donald Trump or Kim Jong Un are responsible for this recent war of words, I would like … Continue reading Is Guam Behind The Latest Turmoil Between North Korea & The United States?
Artist rendition of what Donald Trump meant when he said North Korean threats would be met with fire & fury After reading that tweet and seeing what happened on this week's Game of Thrones, there's not a doubt in my mind that Donald Trump was thinking about 'The Loot Train Attack' when he made … Continue reading It’s Starting To Look More & More Like ‘Game of Thrones’ Inspired Donald Trump’s “Fire & Fury” Speech
Look, I don't care if this thing is 1,000 kilometers from the nearest ocean, this is only ending in one way and that's 1,000 leagues under the sea. You can't just rebuild the Titanic and not expect it to sink. That's like taking a Malaysian Airlines flight and expecting your flight to not go horribly … Continue reading China Is Building Their Own Titanic Which Definitely Won’t End In Disaster
Say what you want about lil kim and North Korea but don't say they're predictable. When I went to bed last night, I figured I'd be waking up to declarations of war, not North Korea trying to extend an olive branch. This is great news for Canadians, now we know that at worst we'll just … Continue reading North Korea Flips The Script, Releases Canadian Pastor
Must be something in that Seattle water as Chris Pratt has now joined his favourite QB in the fact that he got divorced right before he was about to really start making some real cash. You thought being the star of 'Guardians of The Galaxy' and 'Jurassic World' got you the big bucks? Well just … Continue reading Chris Pratt Pulls A Russell Wilson And Get’s Divorced Before His Next Big Payday