First off, I'd like to state, the fact that we have multiple groundhogs telling us whether or not we'll have 8 more weeks of winter is horseshit. It dilutes the whole process and is a clear example of participation trophy culture running rampant #NotMyGroundHog, next thing you know, these heathens are going to be trying … Continue reading Groundhog Flips The Script. Declares 6 More Weeks of Bloodshed??
Look, I've gone on record as a huge Patriots and Tom Brady hater. I hate Tom Brady more then I like the Colts, I hate Brady more then I like booze but this isn't about being a hater. This right here is objectively fucked up. Who kisses their son on the lips? Sure, if his … Continue reading So Tom Brady Kisses His Son On The Lips…
Once Patrick Brown announced that he'd be resigning from his leadership role within the PC Party, after allegations of sexual harassment began to arise, the PC Party of Ontario was sent into a panic as they found themselves leaderless, a few months away from the next provincial election. This was particularly troublesome for the Torries … Continue reading Doug Ford Announces His Candidacy For Leader of Ontario’s PC Party
Folks,,,, I haven't seen a bunch of Turks fend off a group of Brits this easily since Gallipoli. As many of you know, I've been the leading war correspondent when it has come to 'The Animal V. Human War' that began two years ago after the tragic deaths of Harambe and the 'Disney Four'. At … Continue reading Update On The Human Vs. Animal War: Turkeys’ Takeover A Town In British Columbia.
Can 2018 just end already? Here I am, sitting in my finest white robe, drinking a beer and enjoying my school's first snow day in 25 years and this news gets dropped on me? Wtf god, I thought we were really making some strides. The Teletubbies were a childhood staple for me and Tinky Winky … Continue reading Tinky Winky, Is Dead.
Last night, the New England won their 8th AFC Championship in 17 years, which is an absolutely stupid fact. Just this year, the Bills made it to their first playoff appearance in 17 years and here's the Pats going to their 8th Super Bowl in the same amount of time... Jesus Christ. Anyways, any person … Continue reading We Are All Fucked
Move over 'tide pod challenge' there's a new craze taking the world by storm, false warnings of an inbound nuclear bomb from North Korea. Over the weekend, the state of Hawaii was put into a panic after an accidental warning was issued and now the same thing has happened, just to a whole country. I … Continue reading False Nuclear Warnings Are The Latest Craze
Everyday we wake up, a new allegation comes out against one of our beloved stars, involving them and some sort of sexual misconduct. To but it bluntly, Hollywood is currently in the midst of it's biggest PR crisis to date. Now I just assume every actor at one point or another sexually harassed someone, I … Continue reading Hollywood Needs To Hire Roger Goodell ASAP.
The Colts have been uncharacteristically quiet when it's come to their latest coaching search, which is surprising given that Jim Irsay pops more Xannies then a soundloud rapper. I figured this was because of Chris Ballard who seems to have a decent head on his shoulders but then this caveat of news drops and let … Continue reading The Colts Coaching Search Is Going Well….
They don't call Paul Pierce the "Truth" for a reason and that's because he's always right. I mean who does Isiah Thomas think he is, calling up Celtics management after being traded by them and demanding that his tribute day be the same day as Pierce's jersey going up into the rafters? I mean, what … Continue reading Isiah Thomas Has A Lot of Balls, Thinking He Deserves A Tribute, The Same Day Paul Pierce’s Jersey Is Retired.