How Derek Jeter Turned Me Into An Asshole

Editors Note: We got another heater from our new Monday correspondent Rodolfo Balzac. This time giving us his own touching tribute to Derek Jeter. Yesterday marked two relatively benign occasions in 2017.  In New York, Derek Jeter had his number retired, marking the official end of his ascent to true Yankee-dom.  In Toronto, I celebrated Mother's …